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We’re NUFC, and We’re Used to Taking Hammerings

Howay the Toon · March 30, 2014 ·

Alan Pardew

*UPDATED: Included April 5th game against Manchester United. **UPDATED: Included April 28th game against Arsenal. A quote from Alan Pardew after the wretched display from his team against Southampton this weekend: “When we turn to the fans, what can we say? They left at half past five this morning and they’ve come to watch a […]

Pardew’s Fails to Make Positive Impact (for Newcastle)

Howay the Toon · March 29, 2014 ·

Alan Pardew

Prior to the game against Southampton, NUFC manager Alan Pardew stated that his return to the stadium would have a positive impact. Unfortunately, for the 2,100 fans who traveled to the South Coast to see Newcastle play, it was anything but, as the Toon were absolutely hammered by Southampton 4-0.

Derek Llambias Resigns as Managing Director of NUFC

Howay the Toon · June 19, 2013 ·

derek llambias resigns as managing director of newcastle united

Derek Llambias, aka Derek Llambeze as Joe calls him, today tended his resignation as Managing Director of Newcastle United. I posted on Twitter wondering why the sudden departure, and there was no real answer, until I was tweeted this article in the Daily Mirror. Now, there are no direct quotes in this article, but in looking […]

Joe Kinnear’s Gaffes and Blunders

Howay the Toon · June 18, 2013 ·

fuck off joe kinnear

So with the debacle surrounding Joe Kinnear’s bizarre return to St. James’s Park as Director of Football, I wanted to devote this page to Joe, and make it a bit of a tribute (read ‘mickey-take’), to Newcastle United’s newest employee. In other words, a selection of Joe Kinnear’s blunders and mishaps will be listed here.

Kinnear Makes Shock Return to St. James’s Park

Howay the Toon · June 16, 2013 ·

fuck off joe kinnear

How to isolate a fan base.. According to Sky’s Peter Graves, Joe Kinnear will return to Newcastle United as Director of Football, and has been offered a three year contract. Kinnear will be in charge of playing style and transfers. There has been no official confirmation from the club.

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