Takeover News

Newcastle United takeover fakeover news. Hopefully there’ll be celebratory #cans in the near future.

NUFC – From One Blunder to Another

It never rains but it pours. Just this past week alone Newcastle United have: Advertised the club for sale on their website with instructions to contact the club via email Put the whole squad up for sale with nine players being pushed out the door first Still have not made a choice of manager with […]

Newcastle United Up for Grabs

The Telegraph are reporting that a deal for Newcastle United is imminent. The offer, thought to be in the region of £100 million, comes from a group of local investors. The investors are due to meet with representatives of Mike Ashley tomorrow (Sunday), to facilitate a deal. There are thought to be four separate investors […]

Another Day and Still No Update on the Future of Newcastle United

If you’re starting to wonder whether Newcastle United are doing any preparations for next season you would’t be alone. Three full days have passed this week and we are still no nearer in learning just what is going to happen with our club. We’ve followed the Toon through thick and thin and watched some crap […]

Mike Ashley Wants to Sell Newcastle United

Quotes from the Sunday Times today attribute the Toon Chairman as wanting to sell NUFC at the nearest opportunity. I don’t think anyone would argue with his leaving the club at this point. What people will argue about though is the timing. With Alan Shearer seemingly ready to sign on the dotted line if his […]

Avoid the Drop and We’ll Buy Newcastle United

The Guardian are reporting today that should The Toon avoid relegation, investors would be willing to step in and offer Mike Ashley 140 million pounds for the club. The investors are made up of multi-millionaires from the U.S and the Middle-East. However, there’s that small problem of avoiding the drop. In no uncertain terms, Sunday’s […]

Newcastle United Taken off the Market

An official statement from St James’s Park today reads that Mike Ashley is committing to Newcastle United as it’s owner. Whether you love or loathe Ashley, it’s time people gave the bloke a chance. Aye, he may be a cockney and have a penchant to hire cockneys, but Rome wasn’t built overnight – let’s see […]