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Chris Hughton Finally Admits We’re in Trouble

As if a kick in the pants from Arsenal wasn’t enough, Chris Hughton, one of the men charged with Newcastle United’s Premier League status, finally admits that he’s looked at the Premier League table and saw that we are deep in the mire.

For those who didn’t realise it was going to be a tough end to the season, they certainly realise now.

Well glad you could join us Chris, welcome to the lower echelons of the Premier League. It’s nice to know that you realise how much hard work we have to do to save our sorry arses.

In other news, Alan Oliver has gotten himself banned from St. James’s Park for daring to write an article on the alleged ill-health of Joe Kinnear. Seriously, you couldn’t make this stuff up. All in another day’s news for the Circus at the Toon.

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